Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Cheat! Cheat! Cheat!

DK is cheating on me with...chocolate layered CHEESECAKE.

S

It's kinda nice when you get an unexpected email from an old friend, start up a really good conversation, and find out that people really DID care, and that they still do.

It's a nice feeling. :]

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Worry=Anger

Sorry, that post came off rough.

My worry is coming out as anger.

I'm worried that Shep's gonna stay P.O.ed at me for something this silly.

Burst my parade...

Well ya know, I was having the time of my life with that conversation. I was laughing SO HARD. The whole pretending to be serious thing with the agents and all of that, but let me have my fun? OH NO. Culprit 002 in question has to go and get all P.O.ed at me and burst my PARADE. Well right now I'm just as P.O.ed back at him. I'm mad that HE'S mad. I was having fun, I didn't want anyone to get UPSET over it. I was playing around, thought I was being funny, having a good time, I wasn't trying to get all up and personal about ANYTHING.

Ok, I'm really not being fair here. I guess from his perspective you could take the conversation the wrong way or get offended or upset by it, but honestly? IT WAS A JOKE. Yeah, ok, I'm sorry you got all touchy about it, but right now I'm mad that you rained on my bubble.

So I'm sorry if this isn't a totally sincere apology, cause you know what? I had fun, and I'm not gonna apologize for THAT.

I will apologize if I made you upset though, cause that's not what I was trying to do. I was having a little fun.

Sorry, won't do it again. No more fun for Rachel, it hurts people's feelings.

Agent 008

Agent 008 and I have...a SPECIAL relationship. Which is why I was greatly disturbed tonight, while in my office, I had the unfortunate pleasure of reading this...


Agent 008: agent 008 signing on
Me: Agent 002 ready and waiting, what do you have to report?
Agent 008: hes standtr6i9xfcybtmkk.v07fygvjmjhgvc\
Agent 008: behyindmwenj BIKl
Me: Agent 008?
Agent 008: vbnkl'
Agent 008: jbknm,vgfhkd bdvbj
Me: Come in agent 008.
Agent 008: yes hjilhkl;
Agent 008: 'guhfr dygjrfij7hbnjk;.
Agent 008: ]{
Agent 008: 8oi nj-8p'][.
Me: What is going ON over there with the two subjects in surveliance?
Agent 008: being attacked by im
Agent 008: him
Me: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
Agent 008: they wont leave
Agent 008: so a njgl;'khmigj
Agent 008: ...
Agent 008: Mr. Adorable here...
Me: Ok, we'll have to disguise this conversation agent 008.
Me: So, how was your day?
Agent 008: ...
Agent 008: it was bgv o6yu\"]\[21:12]
Agent 008: nkl;wehnkjf;jhasdfksFDJKl:CHBADJKLASJFDJKLFKJKLJFKLJKJDFKLJkFKL:JKL\K
Me: Ok now I'm getting mad.
Agent 008: shep is taking over the keycvfgbH;
Agent 008: .\'
Agent 008: board
Me: SHEP YOU GET YOUR DIRTY GRIMY HANDS OFF MY FARTIN AGENT'S KEYBOARD
Agent 008: thank you
Me: Stupid husband...are they gone?
Agent 008: no
Agent 008: hes on me!
Agent 008: they left
Agent 008: he was being annoying
Me: Agent 008 any injuries?
Agent 008: no just my pride
Agent 008: it was kevin farting not me
Me: Oh what a shame, I was so proud.
Agent 008: hes behind me agian
Agent 008: so we played bull...then we watchedd ft\
Me: SHEP LEAVE OR I AM GONNA PUNCH YOU SO HARD IT'LL MAKE YO ANCESTOR'S DIZZY.
Agent 008: thank you
Me: That drab piece of meat gone yet?
Agent 008: no
Agent 008: hahahaha
Agent 008: Agent 008 "signing off" ( be back in 5)

Agent 008: Back
Me: Glad you have returned.
Agent 008: my spy agency has alerted me that Shep could be returning any moment
Me: Stay on red alert.
Agent 008: I will
Agent 008: they are on the couch
Me: Couch...object 001.
Agent 008: yes object 001
Me: Would agent 008 prefer to talk at a later time when the existence of his life is not in question?
Agent 008: no later culprit 001 will be on
Agent 008: Agent K has occupied them long enough
Agent 008Sending Agent K on another mission
Me: Tell him I say, "May the force be with you"

Oh yeah, we're just that AWESOM.

You know...

...sometimes when you're typing certain things it makes COMPLETE sense and you go back and read it and think...would it be possible for me to be a LITTLE more confusing???

Me: Yeah well, it's usually not too bad unless you're trying to be distracted but then what's supposed to be the distraction ends up distracting you to what you were originally trying to be distracted from. Very frustrating.

Monday, July 27, 2009

Inutil

"I will do what it takes, or all my work, all my life...everything I've sacrificed will have been useless."