Last Friday Night...

"Repel them! Repel them! Force them to relinquish the ellipsoid!!"

Oh yeah. The marching band came up with a cheer better than any of the ones the cheerleaders have.

End of story.

My Current Music Obsession

"I Got Rhythm" by Nikki Yanofsky
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIPNkKEU-u8

I also love some of the other songs she does, but that one's my favorite right now. :)

Oh! And check out this one if you have time. MIND BLOWN. Wish I was that talented!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CoISO2y7kCE

Funny Moments

I accidentally said "Amen" at the end of the pledge of allegiance today.

Last night at band practice, Pat noticed my purity ring. The conversation went like this...
Pat: What is that? Did David get it for you?
Me: (responding to the first question) It's a purity ring.
Pat: Oh so David DIDN'T get it for you.

Me: (on the phone with David discussing guys in my tenth period study hall) I didn't know guys could be SO idiotic. I'm actually rather impressed.

After dinner tonight, it was just me and mom and Sanya sitting talking about school. We got on the topic of how middle school relationships are awkward.
Me: And those goodbye kisses...they're pointless! It's like THE most awkward thing...PLUS, it's so short! It's like a little peck! If you're gonna kiss someone, KISS THEM. I mean really go for it! Like with David..." I stopped there...realizing my mom was sitting right next to me.
Mom: Well you (referring to Sanya) don't need to worry about kissing at all yet. And YOU (referring to me)...keep having fun and going for it." HAHA!

And psssst!!!! Not a funny moment but I have to share it anyway...I BOUGHT MY FIRST PAIR OF HIGH HEELS TODAY. :D

English Literature Humor

I have been truckin' on homework all day...I figured I deserved an English-related break. And I found this awesomeness. :)

Classic Novels in 33 Words or Less

1. "The Catcher in the Rye": Emo traveler's guide to NYC.
2. "A Farewell to Arms": Don't knock up a nurse in a world war.
3. "The Grapes of Wrath": You'll eat anything when starving, even a stranger's breast milk.
4. "The Great Gatsby": Don't trust your wife's ex-boyfriend if his first name is "The Great."
5. "To Kill a Mockingbird": No mockingbirds are killed. African-Americans are.
6. "Oedipus": Classic boy meets father, boy kills father, boy bangs mother, boy blinds himself love story.
7. "The Outsiders": Bet on the poor kids in any rumble.
8. "Romeo and Juliet": Don't overreact when your girlfriend dies.
9. "The Scarlet Letter": Ho's gonna ho. Haters gonna hate.
10. "Brave New World": Everyone gets stoned, everyone gets laid, Alphas rule the world, Epsilons clean the toilets, but The Savage just wanted to be left alone.
    
      

Josh Groban and Kanye West

This proves, that without a doubt, stumble helps make my life better and my day a little brighter... ;D

http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/5xKTjG/www.baeblemusic.com/musicblog/1-7-2011/fun-of-the-day-josh-groban-kanye-tweets.html

Boyfriend's gone...again. Back to the 'ol homework I go... :P

"Tears stream..."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjXzCREhgrA