What a Dinner!!!

Oh my word dinner was GREAT tonight!!! Ok...I gotta remember all of this...

1. There was a stink bug buzzing and flying around our light above the kitchen table. We all looked up at it really annoyed and Mom was like, "Oh...that fan is DIRTY!!" and I reached behind me and flicked off the light so you couldn't see the dust and then Mom says, "Well...that takes care of that problem!" We then ate the rest of dinner in darkness.
2. We decided I'm invincible! After laughing a bunch about the dust/light off thing, Sanya goes, "This is a healthy dinner!" and we all kinda look at her and she explains "Cause we're all laughing!" and then Josh says, "Yeah...isn't it like everytime you laugh you get an extra year added onto your life?" and everyone was kinda like uh....and then I go, "WELL I GUESS I'M INVINCIBLE!!!" ;D
3. Mom cracked her knuckles and I told her that you shouldn't do that cause then you'll get Alzheimer's...oops...wrong word... :P
4. So this one is gonna be interesting to explain...ok. I had a meatball on my fork and with the fork in my hand, I suddenly raised both my arms up in the air with my other hand in a fist...paused, and then lowered my arms. After Sanya, Mom, and Josh finished laughing at how silly I looked I explained that I was gonna burp and it was gonna be awesome but then it went away...so I lowered my hands...haha.
5. We had spaghetti, meatballs, and buttered toast tonight. When I was eating my toast, I ripped it half and slowly ate the first part.  Well it took me so long to eat it that I forgot I had the second half on my plate. So when I was done eating I got really sad, but then I looked down and gasped, "I HAVE MORE TOAST! I THOUGHT IT WAS ALL GONE! BUT NO THERE'S MORE HERE ON MY PLATE! OH I'M SO HAPPY!!!"...then I commenced with the "Happy happy joy joy" dance... ;D
6. I got another meatball on my fork, and while talking to mom, I swooped my fork to the side and the meatball FLEW off my fork, klonked against the wall and then dropped to the floor.  I started laughing but calmed down after a bit...HOWEVER. MY MOTHER. My goodness...she was DYING! Like tears streaming down her face! Then she got up from the table and like hobbled with a hunchback over to the bathroom...SHE WAS ABOUT TO PEE HER PANTS!!! So she finally makes it to the bathroom...shuts the door...and then starts CRACKING UP ALL OVER AGAIN. Do you know how HYSTERICAL it is to listen to someone laughing while they're in a bathroom???
7. Once she recovered slightly, we all sang "On Top of Spaghetti"...when it got to the last line, "It rolled into the garden, and under a bush, and then my poor meatball...was nothing but MUSH!" I SLAMMED my hand down on the meatball that had flown off my fork...causing another eruption of hysterics.

IT WAS AN AWESOME DINNER. I love my family so much. :D