THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID

Yeah...it was just one of those days, haha. ;D

So lunch today was one of the absolute craziest lunches I've ever had...at the end, almost every single thing people were saying was a "that's what she said"...and it wasn't on purpose!!!

Ok, so background story first.

Last week we began a game of breastketball. Yes...breastketball. The point of the game is to try and throw food down other people's shirts. And yes, we are all very mature. :P

Then on Monday, Cara, Toby, Alice, and Tucker (I was sick) had a conversation about what if our blood was actually chocolate...instead of being blood.

There's the background.

SO TODAY...we're playing our normal breastketball (though according to Cara, it began prematurely ;D) and goofing off as usual. Nothing too out of the ordinary. And then...THE PUDDING. I brought chocolate pudding as part of my lunch today, and I brought it out just as we started going over the topic of chocolate blood again. So I take my spoon, grab Toby's arm, and then draw some lines across with the pudding and he starts pretending to freak out.

THEN. Somehow SOMEONE mentioned (it was probably me ;D) something about what would happen if a vampire bit a person...would there be blood or chocolate? (and this was after our conversation about a chocolate baby...WOW WE'RE WEIRD)

So in the spirit of being a vampire, I reach over and grab Alice's arm, and then kinda...bite her? Well it was more like kissing the inside of her arm, but when I moved my head there was a huge GLOB of chocolate on her arm in the shape of my mouth. We all start cracking up while Cara's freaking out and then Alice says, "I'm not cleaning that up! That's your spit! You take care of it!" So then I lean down and begin to lick her arm...further freaking Cara out and scarring her for life.

OH MYLANTA IT WAS HYSTERICAL.

It may sound weird (which it is) and gross (which it was) but just picture it (well maybe not)...it was HI LARRY US.

AND THEN...after the pudding was gone (I cleaned most of it up with a napkin), Cara looks at me and says, "Rachel...NEVER do that again!" and I ask, "Which part? The biting or the licking?" And we all just pause for a moment...and then Cara says, "I can't resist...THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" ;D

Ok, so that was only Part ONE of lunch.

Part Two involves Cara and breastketball.

We kinda all continously play during lunch, and towards the end, Tucker got a pretzel (maybe? not sure what it was) down Cara's front and this was the conversation/exclamations that followed:

Cara: AHHH! IT'S STUCK! IT'S STUCK! IT'S STUCK! I can't get it out! Ugh...where is it? I can't find it! I have to get it out!

*Tucker throws one down the back of her shirt*

Cara: Now there's TWO! They're BOTH stuck! I have to get them out!!! AHHHHH!!!

Simply put---we were all dying of laughter.

And then the last zinger...she got them out and then said SOMETHING like, "It's done...now I can open my eyes!"

.........................that is indeed what she said.