ANYWHO.
I was stumbling, AGAIN, and I found a site that lists all the reasons why being a girl is awesome and all the reasons why being a guy is awesome. There's a TON for each, so I'll just copy/paste the good ones.
To be a girl:
- Free dinners.
- You can cry without pretending there's something in your contact.
- You actually get extra points for sitting on your butt, watching sports.
- You could possibly live your whole life without ever taking a group shower.
- Orlando Bloom.
- When you take off your shoes, nobody passes out.
- You can dress yourself.
- You and your friends don't have to get totally wasted in order to share your feelings.
- Sitting and watching people is all the entertainment you need.
- Your friend won't think you're weird when you ask if there's spinach in your teeth.
- Sometimes, chocolate truly can solve all your problems.
- If you're under 6', you don't have to lie about it.
- You don't have hair on your back.
- You can be attracted to someone just because they're really funny.
- You can borrow your spouse's clothes and it doesn't mean you belong on Jerry Springer.
- The bathroom lines are 80% shorter. (I AM SO JEALOUS)
- You can open all your own jars.
- You don't have to lug a bag of useless stuff around everywhere you go.
- You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
- You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
- You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes.
- Your underwear is $10 for a three pack.
- You don't have to shave below your neck.
- You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
- Three pair of shoes is more than enough.
- Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when you walk into the room.
- You can whip your shirt off on a hot day. (SO LUCKY)
- You can watch a game in silence with you buddy for hours without even thinking, "He must be mad at me."
- Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
- You don't mooch off others' desserts.
- New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
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