RIDICULOUS AND FULL OF POOP

I was stumbling the other day, and this article (http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/ALlulr/www.menshealth.com/mhlists/best_sex_tips/printer.php) came up under my "relationship" category.

IT IS RIDICULOUS AND FULL OF POOP.

First of all, sex tips on the internet are insane. Have a good relationship and actually communicate with your partner.

Second of all, these are STUPID!

Their idea of a perfect compliment: "The best compliments are the ones that involve multiple senses. "You have beautiful breasts" is nice. "You have beautiful breasts—they feel so soft and warm in my hands" is that much more intimate."

AWKWARD! No one wants to hear that!

"Shop for cologne she likes"...and what if I don't like cologne?

Start sex in a new place: "The kitchen. The bathroom. Quebec City." Quebec City????

Have sex in a forest: "New Place to Have Sex III: a national park. If the missus likes to vocalize, pitch your tent in Alaska's Denali National Park, where 6 million untamed acres and a crowd-thinning permit system leave little risk of waking the neighbors. She'll gasp in delight when the midnight sun bathes the Big One (that's Mt. McKinley, buddy) in salmon pink light." There are SOOOO many things wrong with this! Alaksa's Denali National Park? Yeah OKAY. My girl's loud so let's buy plane tickets to go tenting in Alaska. Gasp in delight when the midnight sun bathes blah blah blah...if this were an English paper I was grading, I would write AWK AWK! next to that sentence.

And who the heck decided a sex position should be called Yab-Yum???