Alien Abduction Insurance

No joke. It exists. Legitimately.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alien_abduction_insurance

The policy says that if you can prove that you've been abducted by aliens, you get an insurance payout. I dunno whether to be more concerned about the fact that there's ACTUAL insurance for ALIENS, or the fact that if you're abducted by aliens...how would you be able to prove it? Wouldn't you be gone? Hmm...

Get this though...there have been people who have filed claims before, and...THERE HAVE BEEN PAYMENTS. AT LEAST TWO. How insane...

Some of the policies cover alien impregnation, alien examination, and death caused by aliens. Haha, the best part is that the alien impregnation insurance is available to MEN as well as women. :P

Thank you genius who created this insurance. I can now sleep better at night knowing that if I wake up with diamond shaped bruises, which would be microchip implants no doubt, I will be able to pay for medical attention. Or if I need to raise an alien baby, I know my baby will get a comfortable upbringing and access to a good education.

Yaaaay...education! ;D

"Find A Guy Who Calls You Beautiful"

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot,
who calls you back when you hang up on him,

Who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat,
or will stay awake just to watch you sleep…

Wait for the boy who kisses your forehead,
who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats,

Who holds your hand in front of his friends,
who thinks you’re just as pretty without makeup on.

One who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky his is to have you…

The one who turns to his friends and says,“That’s her!”

Found him. :]

Great News!!!!

So I was looking through some stuff on Playbill.com (cause I'm just that awesom) and I found two links that I am SO excited about!!!!

First off, Menzel Confirmed for 2010 Episodes of "Glee": Wicked Tony Award winner Idina Menzel will fly into the Golden Globe-nominated series "Glee," the Associated Press reports.

And second, Kenny Ortega Will Direct In the Heights Film: Kenny Ortega, who directed the hit "High School Musical" films and choreographed "Newsies" and "Dirty Dancing," will direct Universal's film version of the Tony Award-winning musical In the Heights, Variety reported.

In The Heights is gonna be a movie!!!!!!! WOOT!!!! And what's also really cool is that the guy who wrote it and played Usnavi in the original Broadway production is gonna be Usnavi in the movie, THANK GOODNESS.

And guess what? On January 23rd, me, Dad, Josh, and Sanya are all going to see In The Heights on Broadway in New York City!!! I am SO excited. That was the big Christmas present this year. I feel bad for mom cause she doesn't like it so she won't come, so I think me and her should have a day together to make up for it...we've both been so busy lately we haven't really gotten to just hang out. Haha, yes, I hang out with my mom. :]

Currently I'm babysitting, and it's working out pretty well. I can be on the computer cause they have a computer in the basement that I'm allowed on and everyone's down here so I can keep an eye on everyone this way too. So it all works!!! ;D

Flute Lesson?

So Sanya's learning how to play the flute.

When I came downstairs this morning she was practicing and she does this weird thing where it's like...she doesn't blow air through the flute, she blows the word, "Too!!!!!!" Like she's not blowing air...she's literally speaking words, you hear her voice. I've talked to her about this before but apparently she didn't listen or doesn't really know what I mean when I tell her just air.

So this morning I came downstairs she's doing it again and I tell her again...don't use your voice, just use air. And she gave me the NASTIEST LOOK IN THE WORLD. It made me laugh...but then lo and behold, she started using air!!! Well...a bit. Haha.

It better be that time of the month

I am getting too upset and too emotional about too many little things.

Thoughts Time

I'm a bit confused...or perplexed...or whatever the word is.

If someone says something is wrong...should you automatically listen to that? Should you believe it? Or should you make your own opinions?

What if the person is someone you really respect? So you know you're doing wrong in THEIR eyes, but what if it's not wrong in your OWN eyes? Is THAT wrong?

Gah...

Well anyway, merry Christmas everybody. I know I may sound like I'm upset, but don't worry, I'm not. I've had an AMAZING day with the family. It's so nice being all together. We played our new family game today (so much fun!) and watched movies together, and then we had a tickle fight!!! I lost...as usual...I can't remember Daddy's tickle spot. :(

Our long long LONG time family friends came over last night for Christmas Eve, it's a tradition. And in that tradition...we got a NEW tradition. And I LOVE it. The tradition...after you burp, you have to sing a note. I'll demonstrate sometime. ;D

So last night was great, and today's been fantastic, just some thoughts running through my head.

Sidenote: DK gave me one of his sweatshirts for Christmas...smells just like him...I have been thoroughly enjoying it. ;D

The Untied States...

I have typed that so many times tonight it's not even funny anymore. :P