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Glad you got to see it. ;D
Thursday, December 31, 2009
Wednesday, December 30, 2009
Pandora and Hairspray
So I'm listening to Pandora...
"You Can't Stop The Beat" is on...and Sanya's behind me dancing like crazy...but when I just slightly turned my head she stopped, but I just pretended I couldn't see her and she kept going. I can see her reflected in the screen though. ;D
"You Can't Stop The Beat" is on...and Sanya's behind me dancing like crazy...but when I just slightly turned my head she stopped, but I just pretended I couldn't see her and she kept going. I can see her reflected in the screen though. ;D
Alien Abduction Insurance
No joke. It exists. Legitimately.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alien_abduction_insurance
The policy says that if you can prove that you've been abducted by aliens, you get an insurance payout. I dunno whether to be more concerned about the fact that there's ACTUAL insurance for ALIENS, or the fact that if you're abducted by aliens...how would you be able to prove it? Wouldn't you be gone? Hmm...
Get this though...there have been people who have filed claims before, and...THERE HAVE BEEN PAYMENTS. AT LEAST TWO. How insane...
Some of the policies cover alien impregnation, alien examination, and death caused by aliens. Haha, the best part is that the alien impregnation insurance is available to MEN as well as women. :P
Thank you genius who created this insurance. I can now sleep better at night knowing that if I wake up with diamond shaped bruises, which would be microchip implants no doubt, I will be able to pay for medical attention. Or if I need to raise an alien baby, I know my baby will get a comfortable upbringing and access to a good education.
Yaaaay...education! ;D
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alien_abduction_insurance
The policy says that if you can prove that you've been abducted by aliens, you get an insurance payout. I dunno whether to be more concerned about the fact that there's ACTUAL insurance for ALIENS, or the fact that if you're abducted by aliens...how would you be able to prove it? Wouldn't you be gone? Hmm...
Get this though...there have been people who have filed claims before, and...THERE HAVE BEEN PAYMENTS. AT LEAST TWO. How insane...
Some of the policies cover alien impregnation, alien examination, and death caused by aliens. Haha, the best part is that the alien impregnation insurance is available to MEN as well as women. :P
Thank you genius who created this insurance. I can now sleep better at night knowing that if I wake up with diamond shaped bruises, which would be microchip implants no doubt, I will be able to pay for medical attention. Or if I need to raise an alien baby, I know my baby will get a comfortable upbringing and access to a good education.
Yaaaay...education! ;D
"Find A Guy Who Calls You Beautiful"
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot,
who calls you back when you hang up on him,
Who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat,
or will stay awake just to watch you sleep…
Wait for the boy who kisses your forehead,
who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats,
Who holds your hand in front of his friends,
who thinks you’re just as pretty without makeup on.
One who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky his is to have you…
The one who turns to his friends and says,“That’s her!”
Found him. :]
who calls you back when you hang up on him,
Who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat,
or will stay awake just to watch you sleep…
Wait for the boy who kisses your forehead,
who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats,
Who holds your hand in front of his friends,
who thinks you’re just as pretty without makeup on.
One who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky his is to have you…
The one who turns to his friends and says,“That’s her!”
Found him. :]
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