Oh Cleverbot...

User: Are you male?
Cleverbot: Yes what about you?
User: I'm female.
Cleverbot: Are you a woman? (...DER????)
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: You are my mother!
User: Hello son!
Cleverbot: Father? (UHHHHHH????)
User: No I'm your mother.
Cleverbot: You are a man.
User: I'm a woman.
Cleverbot: Oh , ok sure I will give you some of my love.
User: I'm your mother. You better love me.
Cleverbot: Whoa! Chill out! There's no need to get angry! Lol.