Flab? NO THANK YOU.

I haven't posted in awhile...me bad.

So I thought I'd come back with a BANG and tell a rather hysterical story...

You know in lunches how there are random people that walk around to 'monitor'? Well there's one lady in our lunch...she's not a teacher, just one of those lunch aide thingers. She's uh...well, looks like she's in her late forties (in a bad way) but has died her hair totally black and tries to dress all teenager-ish...except the things she wears a teenager never would. A few weeks back, we were sitting at our lunch table and Jordan started making a barfing noise. I looked over uber concerned, and he was like, "Look..." and there she was. With low LOW pants and a shirt that stopped at her belly button. Our motto for her? Who needs abs when you got FLABS???

YEAH. It's REALLY bad. The next day...another short shirt. The day after that...ANOTHER one. So by then we were all like, "Someone should really tell her..." and Jordan was like, "If she does it another day I'll go tell her" and we all laughed at that and kept eating our yummy food.

Well...the other day...she wore another flab revealing shirt. So Jordan whipped out his agenda, circled the line that says "tops and bottoms must meet" in the student dress code section and went right up to her. I WAS SO SCARED. I didn't know what would happen to him! I mean, we talked about it, but I didn't think he'd actually do it!!! But he did...

We could see him go up to her, point to his agenda, talk to her some more, and then she turned to the security guard standing next to her, and he nodded, and then they kept talking. FOR LIKE FIVE MINUTES. When he came back later he told us what had happened.

He went up to her and said something along the lines of, "Excuse me ma'am? As a representative of our school I think you should uphold the rules that the students have to and provide a good example for them. Well...I've noticed that this is the fourth time that you've worn a shirt that hasn't met your pants, which is against the student dress code". He then told us that she acted really confused and stuff and asked the security guard if her shirt was inappropriate, and that was the nod of the head, and then she just kept making excuses, like if she pulled it down it was fine, and that she had three layers. But Jordan persisted in telling her it just didn't cut it...well, that it was cut too much. ;D

HILARIOUS.

Ever since then, that lady has STARED at our lunch table. EVERY SINGLE DAY. And she's told other lunch aides and other teachers in the cafeteria. After Jordan talked to her, we watched her go around and tell all the teachers, with hand gestures of pointing at her shirt and then DIRECTLY pointing over at our table. Ahhh...good times. ;D