Got protection?

FUNNY STORY!!!! *slaps table*

So David came over yesterday after wind ensemble. We ate bagels (NOM NOM NOM) and played piano (well...I played ;D) and sang together (SO MUCH FUN!!!!) and ate tortellini (not tortellinO) and yummy bread for dinner. Haha...dinner was so funny. I can't even remember everything that happened, all I know is that there was like three times when everyone was laughing for like five minutes straight...I can't remember what it was though. Towards the end of dinner, I started HYSTERICALLY cracking up about something (can't remember what it was, ugh...how odd is that???) and I legitimately FELL OUT OF MY CHAIR. I think I leaned over cause I was laughing so hard and I expected the back of the other chair to be there and it wasn't and so I lost my balance and just...tipped...like a cow, haha. ;D

So then I was lying on the floor, my feet up in the air on my chair, with a very sore back and an even more sore head, and I was laughing even HARDER. My eyes were closed and when I looked up I had like...the paparazzi over me!!! David and Josh and Sanya were all trying to get pictures of me laughing on the floor...woooooow. I finally got up and went over to the couch and CRASHED. My head was killing me and my laughing had exhausted me...my abs had gotten quite a work out. ;D

Ok, now moving on to the funny story, that wasn't it. ;D

So we decided to play Outrage. It was Josh, me, David, mom, and dad.

Quick run down on the game: you're a robber, you're trying to steal the queen's jewels. You collect cards around the board and the cards are either labelled as Burglary Tools (such as Dynamite, a File, etc.), Attack Cards (Bow and Arrow, Dagger, Mace, all that fun stuff) or something else that helps you in the game.

So we're all playing and Josh and David have jewels and are trying to collect more so they can win. Well I had NO Burglary Tools whatsoever but I had a ton of Attack Cards, so I figured I'd go and attack David. I declared my attack (...I just realized that sounds REALLY funny ;D) and he was like, "Uh..." cause this was only the second time he had played. So then mom tries to help him out...she asks, "Do you have protection???"

...my dad started laughing and then we were all CRACKING UP. I think we laughed for like then minutes straight...and then we kept cracking up every time someone attacked another player later on in the game. IT WAS HYSTERICAL...and awkward. :P

When she asked if he had protection she meant a suit of armor, but of course...no one thought about that...

WHAT A NIGHT.