Saturday, May 2, 2009

Cops can't resist cute girls in cute clothes...

So I told Jenny about one of the stores I went to, rue21, and now she wants to go, so we decided this is what we're gonna do...

While Jenny's getting her shoes on, I'm gonna go out and hi-jack a car tonight (it'll be a convertable), pick Jenny up, and then we'll drive to the outlets with the top down. We'll get there, get out of the car with our hair going EVERYWHERE looking like complete crazy women, and run to the store. Well, it'll be like 10:30 when we get there so the store will be closed. But who cares if it's closed? We want the clothes! So we'll break in, steal EVERYTHING, and then get out of there as fast as we can.

But of course...the police are gonna catch us. But when they do, we'll be wearing the clothes from the store and we'll just look so darn CUTE that they can't arrest us. Instead, the police will just end up giving us a year's worth supply of donuts! YUM!!

Cops just CAN'T resist cute girls in cute clothes...




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